reblogging for the pun and also that face
peeta: if it weren’t for the baby
A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.
this cartoon works at target clearly
Sometimes I get really bored
this makes me uncomfortable
They didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver to fix things.
They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or a X-Wing fighter, they gave him a call box from which you can call for help.
And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat ray, they gave him an extra heart. They gave him two hearts.
And thats an extraordinary thing; there will never come a time when we don’t need a hero like the doctor.
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
Accuracy, this post has it.
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my sandals”